alien

Heels are hard enough to walk in, but, WTF are those?!

We can all go home now.

Looks like some kind of alien.

Because who wouldn't want to feel the cold arachnoid embrace of an Alien all day and night?

This one doesn't like Chris Bosh.

Nah, I mean E.T. was over twenty years ago, we can joke about it now.

None can resist the slimy-smooth temptations of the Alien Xenomorph-stress. They're in the air vents!

Whoa here she comes. Watch out boy she'll chew you up.

Sometimes the distinction is blurred.

The WTF-ness is over 9000!

Quick, assemble a feast for this momentous triennial occasion! When the term of our marriage has ended, I will devour the bride and gestate one thousand heirs!

Facehugger mask not included.