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On second though, perhaps you should wear some pants.

The three-wolf shirt says "Hey, I'm a casual and fun-loving, if ironic, guy." This shirt just says. "WOLVES. INTENSITY. WOOOOOOOLVES."

This is the second day in a row that flyers of U.S. Airways has shown up here. They must be seriously considering offering complimentary full-body smocks and snuggies to poorly dressed passengers as they board the plane.

My god, look at all that STUFF. Carry-on's going to be a bitch, for her and for everyone sitting next to her.

Hmmm, he sure looks familiar... have we seen him before?

Here? Or here? Or here?

Okay, fine, I guess if you REALLY want to you can wear clothing that is ostensibly intended for whatever age group you want. But could we at least meet halfway and wear long skirts? What happens when you bend over to tie your shoe? No one wants to see that!

I can appreciate the spirit of protest, buddy, but next time can we get a little less ding-dong in our political voice?

Sometimes we all forget our pants in the morning.