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The three-wolf shirt says "Hey, I'm a casual and fun-loving, if ironic, guy." This shirt just says. "WOLVES. INTENSITY. WOOOOOOOLVES."

He's probably packing heat in those pants. And by heat, I mean weed.

Hmmm, he sure looks familiar... have we seen him before?

Here? Or here? Or here?

This is the second day in a row that flyers of U.S. Airways has shown up here. They must be seriously considering offering complimentary full-body smocks and snuggies to poorly dressed passengers as they board the plane.

On second though, perhaps you should wear some pants.

My god, look at all that STUFF. Carry-on's going to be a bitch, for her and for everyone sitting next to her.

Sometimes we all forget our pants in the morning.

I can appreciate the spirit of protest, buddy, but next time can we get a little less ding-dong in our political voice?