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On second though, perhaps you should wear some pants.

Hmmm, he sure looks familiar... have we seen him before?

Here? Or here? Or here?

Sometimes we all forget our pants in the morning.

I can appreciate the spirit of protest, buddy, but next time can we get a little less ding-dong in our political voice?

He's probably packing heat in those pants. And by heat, I mean weed.

This is the second day in a row that flyers of U.S. Airways has shown up here. They must be seriously considering offering complimentary full-body smocks and snuggies to poorly dressed passengers as they board the plane.

My god, look at all that STUFF. Carry-on's going to be a bitch, for her and for everyone sitting next to her.

Okay, fine, I guess if you REALLY want to you can wear clothing that is ostensibly intended for whatever age group you want. But could we at least meet halfway and wear long skirts? What happens when you bend over to tie your shoe? No one wants to see that!