Walmart

I can only hope the runway is durable and well-enforced.

"But, what if I wear them ironically?"

Especially no.

Any idea which aisle has the eye drops? Cotton swabs? SOMETHING to clean out my brain?

And by work I mean strip club. And by strip club I mean the unmarked dumpster behind the Jiffy Lube.

After word of this page spread around the internet, the category was taken down earlier today.