Walmart

"But, what if I wear them ironically?"

Especially no.

Any idea which aisle has the eye drops? Cotton swabs? SOMETHING to clean out my brain?

After word of this page spread around the internet, the category was taken down earlier today.

I can only hope the runway is durable and well-enforced.

They do seem to attract a certain crowd.

And by work I mean strip club. And by strip club I mean the unmarked dumpster behind the Jiffy Lube.