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Language is a little not-safe-for-work.

To infinity and BEYOND!

Well, the story is maybe a little more complicated than that. Daniel Podolsky was one of many people who picked up the shirt at Comedy Central's SXSW event. When he hopped on his flight home, he was told he would have to cover up or remove the offending shirt for the sake of other passengers before taking off. 

It's at this point that Podolsky escalates the issue and refused, leading to what can only be described as a titanic battle between corporate drone crone-iness and rampant pissant-ism. What happens when a tyrannical, mindless corporate travel agency is matched up against an ass who won't betray his principles for the sake of Getting This Damn Plane in the Air? Well, something like this.

Was anyone really in the wrong here? Does Southwest need to lighten up or this guy get his act together? Let us know in the comments!

Is this an instructional video or a strip tease? Can't it be both?

Surely a lot of trust goes into Mike Wolfe and Tyler Harding's unique hobby, but this is just a level of friendship I can never hope to attain. Harding shaves artistic renderings into Wolfe's back hair about every four months (hey, it takes time to grow!), to take photos for a "calendHAIR" celebrating Wolfe's wolfy pelt.

In defense of their art, 10% of the proceeds from their calendar go to charity. You can buy one here if you want your year to be filled with back hair puns like "M-HAIRY-achy Band" and "EastHAIR Bunny."