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What are your favorite boob-sorcery tips?

We don't take kindly to your normal hatted ways around these parts.

You! Yes, you. Wear that lovely sweater your grandmother got you. Good grief, don't you want to keep warm, you've been complaining about the thermostat all week, sometimes I think you like to make my life difficult on purpose

So what exactly is going on here? Is this a man or woman? What is it doing? Why did someone film this?

Barefoot and modeling on the sidewalk never looked so fetch!

As always, check out our friends over at College Humor for more great humor and antics!

Language is a little not-safe-for-work.

I can has MOAR funny LOLcats?

Shut up and take my... well, just shut up.

That addiction isn't so strange, actually. It's a well-known disorder and the people who suffer from it are called "Lolitas."

Problem?