By Unknown
Japan sure does love its tentacled creatures.
Today, on my way home from work by train I saw a woman with really sad bag
Hooters: The service industry job that says, "Reach for the stars!"
"I mean, the name sounded so familiar, but I just couldn't remember where I had heard it."
The yellow gloves and shock-top hair just weren't enough.
+2 points for creativity, -4 points for reminding me of narwhals. So close!