Sad

Today, on my way home from work by train I saw a woman with really sad bag

"I used to have blood, before the war..."

+2 points for creativity, -4 points for reminding me of narwhals. So close!

"I mean, the name sounded so familiar, but I just couldn't remember where I had heard it."

Hooters: The service industry job that says, "Reach for the stars!"

The yellow gloves and shock-top hair just weren't enough.

Japan sure does love its tentacled creatures.