Party

Tonight it's just me, the boys, a case of Mountain Dew, Mario Kart, and our fleeting sense of self-worth. Let's go!

What did this outfit need more of? Honey mustard, apparently.

Please, just don't puke on my shoes on the way out!

It's important to have stripes that highlight all the right areas, like the side of your thighs.

Bring along some mentos for a good time.