Party

Tonight it's just me, the boys, a case of Mountain Dew, Mario Kart, and our fleeting sense of self-worth. Let's go!

Is that a poodle on your head?

Soon, he too shall become orange.

I hate to ogle, but DAYUM that is a well tailored suit. I'd say it's worth double fisting.

You think Mrs. Claus would at least understand business casual.

Question: do we think his junk is stuffed into the back of that Mr. Potato Head? I'm going with yes.

It's important to have stripes that highlight all the right areas, like the side of your thighs.