Party

Tonight it's just me, the boys, a case of Mountain Dew, Mario Kart, and our fleeting sense of self-worth. Let's go!

And the bracelets are laced with LSD.

You think Mrs. Claus would at least understand business casual.

Soon, he too shall become orange.

The white shorts underneath that bikini don't help.

After having fallen on hard times and having developed a drinking problem, the Teletubbies turned to shirtless dancing to make ends meet.

I hate to ogle, but DAYUM that is a well tailored suit. I'd say it's worth double fisting.

Question: do we think his junk is stuffed into the back of that Mr. Potato Head? I'm going with yes.

Sing it with me now: "I'm on Medicare and I know it!"

The old suit still fits....just barely.