Party

Please, just don't puke on my shoes on the way out!

It's important to have stripes that highlight all the right areas, like the side of your thighs.

The old suit still fits....just barely.

Is that a poodle on your head?

Question: do we think his junk is stuffed into the back of that Mr. Potato Head? I'm going with yes.

Sing it with me now: "I'm on Medicare and I know it!"

Just wear a t-shirt with you best bud's face on it.

You think Mrs. Claus would at least understand business casual.

Party hard over on After 12!