Party

Is that a poodle on your head?

The white shorts underneath that bikini don't help.

And the bracelets are laced with LSD.

Bring along some mentos for a good time.

You think Mrs. Claus would at least understand business casual.

It's important to have stripes that highlight all the right areas, like the side of your thighs.

What did this outfit need more of? Honey mustard, apparently.

Tonight it's just me, the boys, a case of Mountain Dew, Mario Kart, and our fleeting sense of self-worth. Let's go!