Party

You think Mrs. Claus would at least understand business casual.

It's important to have stripes that highlight all the right areas, like the side of your thighs.

Bring along some mentos for a good time.

Question: do we think his junk is stuffed into the back of that Mr. Potato Head? I'm going with yes.

The white shorts underneath that bikini don't help.

Just wear a t-shirt with you best bud's face on it.

Please, just don't puke on my shoes on the way out!

I hate to ogle, but DAYUM that is a well tailored suit. I'd say it's worth double fisting.