FAIL

Wow, Hawt Cunture!

Gentlemen, don't get suckered into months and months of growing your hair out. Just buy this seriously legit Groupon to order your clip in Man Bun,and then viola, you're just as trendy as everyone else.

Hobbling soon to a shopping mall near you

But, seriously: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9u-sXH_ipLo Now you know.

He's probably related to this guy.

I mean, the same boots?

...and words and stuff.

But good try, sir.

Pull this thread, as I walk away.

Today, on my way home from work by train I saw a woman with really sad bag

The majesty. The Grace.

Listen to your heart...