Barbie

What would be really neat would be matching "him and her" trophy belts, where the guy has one made out of Ken dolls. Or G.I. Joe "action figures," because those are completely different from dolls.

Point is, I understand this makeup job about as much as I understand math.

When we said to get a hobby after retiring, this is not what we meant!

I mean, looking like the living anatomy of a toy doll is one thing, but it takes something truly amazing to have a body that looks like it's in a constant state of Photoshop in real life.

Hasn't Barbie given girls enough issues without bringing this to the table?

She's working on a set of G.I. Joe bracelets right now, actually.