BAMF

I mean, milk and eggs aren't going to buy themselves.

The sword represents his dong, you see. It's a very subtle portrait, I assure you.

I mean, who wouldn't want to go into battle looking like one of these dapper gents?

Papa always said "never insult the fashion decisions of a lady with a firearm," and though there's no magazine in that machine gun I'm not going to take any chances.

It's cute now, but wait until the baby birds arrive, right?

Everyone in the US and northern Europe have it so easy being metal. I mean, try being metal in a climate where doing so actively leads to heat exhaustion!