90s

JT was still several years away from bringing sexy back in this picture, clearly.

"Like, OMG, this outfit is SOOO 90s!"

Just hum that mantra to yourself, "The '90s were not that great. The '90s were not that great..."

Especially this late-'80s/early-'90s bleed we have going on here.

Or maybe this is just a contemporary Instagram photo of a mall in Milwaukee, I don't know.

Sorry, I was mixing up my Fake Personas for Public Entertainment with my Parodies of Fake Personas for Public Entertainment.

Just remember, every time you think to yourself "Man, the '90s were SO MUCH BETTER than times today," one of these little punks puts another quarter in the Billy Ray Cyrus jukebox and continues the cycle of misery. Remember that.

For comparison:

Otherwise I'd be deep in a nostalgia-coma right about now.

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TOO LATE, I CAN HEAR THEM IN MY HEAD ALREADY.