90s

At least it's better than Kriss Kross.

It's not about the outfit, it's how you feel when you're wearing it, and how well you can pull it off!

Sorry, I was mixing up my Fake Personas for Public Entertainment with my Parodies of Fake Personas for Public Entertainment.

Especially this late-'80s/early-'90s bleed we have going on here.

Or maybe this is just a contemporary Instagram photo of a mall in Milwaukee, I don't know.

JT was still several years away from bringing sexy back in this picture, clearly.

Otherwise I'd be deep in a nostalgia-coma right about now.

TOO LATE, I CAN HEAR THEM IN MY HEAD ALREADY.

Just hum that mantra to yourself, "The '90s were not that great. The '90s were not that great..."

"Our troops amass on the field at dawn. Today we ride into battle, our tempered courage only matched by our cold steel." "Who do we face today, who dares stands against our might? Surely none can match us in armed combat." "Today, we face the one they call... Bryan." "Gods have mercy on us all."

For comparison: