80s

I'm really glad those days are over... I mean look at all those bandannas on his legs!

This further corroborates my theory that men in the '80s took after the habits of the peacock. It's the only way to explain the plumage.

It will also double nicely as a hood for that order of '80s-worshiping monks you've been meaning to start!

Nah, who am I kidding, I'm just a hater who wants those gloves.

I mean, they both did an admirable job with this outfit, to be fair. It's a close call!

Come to think of it, that shirt would look great for casual Fridays at the office...

But we'll take him. This stuff can stand up to anything the kids are listening to now anyway.

What? Are you saying that I may have false conceptions of an era I had zero participation in outside of other nostalgia-ridden perspectives from suspect sources? That's CRAZY TALK.

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