70s

Did anybody else hear Curtis Mayfield just now? Weird.

The power of their Fab turned the hobo across the street into a unicorn.

It might be fun at first, but sooner or later you'll find a highschool dropout smuggling cocaine and bootleg American Apparel across the Mexican border and wishing your parents had grounded you until you finished your homework more often.

You have to remember, this is back when chest hair was acceptable.

Beware all you gypsies, tramps and thieves! Sonny & Cher are issuing frontier justice wearing fuzzy vests and terrible pants. If you need me, I'll cowering behind a water-trough.

The runway gets weirder and weirder every year.

So, this is where Dr. Venture gets all of his sweet Speed Suits. The Fifth Season: a catalog for the modern super-scientist!

The guy in the yellow pants looks like Freddie Mercury.

But they're not budging.

He tries to compensate nowadays by being brash and yapping at the President, but he's crying inside over the loss of his full-bodied head of hair.

Those are mean streets out there and you need pants that won't get in your way when you kick someone's ass for their watch.

Note to parents. Don't dress your children up as though they don't have limbs. It creeps me out.