(After I was being a coward to go talk to some strangers): Dad: Haha! Quack ! Quack! Quack! Me: That's a duck... Dad: Oh... Ka kaw ! Ka kaw ! Me:Nope ... Not a chicken... Dad: DAMMIT !
Mom: .... OH MY GOD. Me: What? Mom: I DIDNT KNOW OWLS HAD WINGS. Me:.... W-what? Mom: I THOUGHT THEY WERE JUST CHUBBY LITTLE CREATURES.
(My mom and I discussing school projects) Me: Essay projects are one of the few school projects that I don't mind doing, since they're not a right answer-wrong answer sort of thing. Mom: I actually like more solid foundations, like in math: 2 + 2 will always be 2... Wait a second...
Dad: After dinner mint? Me: That's a Halls cough drop... Dad: So? After dinner mint.
