Then yeah, it's a fail.
I bet that sack would go for, like, $4.50 on the street.
"Whoa! Check out those glasses! I bet you'd need a really big straw for those!"
Dad seemed way too down with the notion that his wife's crazy though.
I stared at this for like 12 hours and I didn't see any pixels so I think it's legit.
What a wonderful kind of day!