weapons

See, at first I thought this was a tazer marketed towards children to use in self-defense, which seemed like a fairly irresponsible thing to do considering they've been known to give the elderly and weak of heart permanent damage - or kill them.

But using a tazer on rowdy children? There's a market for that, I'm sure.

You get a little bundle of joy, but on the other hand, you get a big bundle of band-aids and gauze.

... I always get the coolest weapon!

On the bright side atleast this kid wasn't playing as Gimli, axe wounds are usually a bit missier.