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Right out of the Twitter gold archives! #MarchDadness of 2017 was quite a time, let's re-live that wonderful dadness with these tweets below!

Being a parent can be rough. Luckily, because of sites like Twitter, we can all share and appreciate the frustration, fun, and super grossness of parenthood.

It's not crazy if it works, right? 

Twitter user, Christopher Doyle, shared with the Twitterverse on August 25th, 2020, that his daughter made a PowerPoint presentation in hopes of convincing her parents to adopt a cat. 

Her PowerPoint presentation hits a lot of excellent points, such as the pros of getting a cat, how she was promised a hamster five years ago and never received one, and overall, just how happy it would make her. Three excellent points, indeed. And after the overwhelming response on Twitter, Christopher Doyle shared an image of a cat adoption slip! That's right -- his daughter is finally getting a cat! 

Congratulations to Christopher Doyle's daughter, and family, a cat is a wonderful addition always. 

The only question we have now is whether or not kids could be this clever. 

Damn, these tweets are like a super-charged and super-savage edition of 'Kids Say The Darndest Things!' Somebody grab a hose cuz they're setting their parents on fire.

It takes a savvy comic mind to pack a quality joke into Twitter's 280 character limit. Not everyone's got the chops. Their one-liners fall flat. Their tweets smack of try-hard desperation. Not these tweetsmiths. These writers and shillers of amusing observations have managed to find that harmonious sweet spot of humor and brevity. 

More from the funniest dad in the world, James Breakwell

Some people grow out of it, some don't. Children are stupid idiots. Sure, they're just learning everything about the world for the first time, but hot damn are they dumb as rocks for a while there. We were dumb too. We're still dumb, but we can do long division and drive, so that's pretty good.