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What WILL Impress You, Mom?

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Via babebraham

Are Your Kids Like This?

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Via Pleated Jeans
cute baby pictures with doodles

How Do You Make Baby Pictures Even Cuter? Add Doodles!

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Even Freakier if Your Mom Already Says Swaggy

Even Freakier if Your Mom Already Says Swaggy

Not Even the Grim Reaper Could Stop a Grandma On Her Way to a Hungry Grandkid

Not Even the Grim Reaper Could Stop a Grandma On Her Way to a Hungry Grandkid
Via ruinedchildhood

Take That, Dad Jokes!

Text - afternoonsnoozebutton dkf-4 Source: alekshdfilms thisgingerischronic alekshdfilms one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat mom jokes> dad jokes 178,144 notes
Via polarisopposites

Don't Worry, Dad

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Created by anselmbe

The Nerd's Note

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Created by Unknown
A funny Tumblr thread about a daughter accidentally crashing her mom's virtual book club | tricktster So other night my mom upstairs on zoom call with Council Retired White Moms (her book club my dad downstairs working out, and my brother and were cleaning up kitchen, which obviously requires soundtrack. Now know sometimes like “alexa, play song and she's like “playing totally different song] on TST's spotify or maybe she just decides play literally nothing instead? My workaround

Tumblr Thread: Daughter Crashes Mom's Book Club

Those moms must've been shook.
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What Were the Odds?

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Via awiccanfromdetroit

I Didn't Raise My Son to Be a Troll

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Created by spartan117andSully
Tumblr filled dadisms for hilarious family stories

16 Hilarious Tumblr Family Stories Filled to the Brim with Dadisms

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The Only Ink You Should Consider For a While

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Via Thank You Based God
A Tumblr post about a customer counteracting angry Karen with kindness | unclefather cashier: l'm sorry 's going be 5 minute wait food old people: let speak manager. This never would have happened my day. And yet all want minimum wage raised going kill cashier sorry 's going be 5 minute wait food

Tumblr Thread: Aggressive Generosity Combats Boomer Selfishness

The world's an awesome place sometimes.
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Thanks For Asking, Mom

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Via chriscolfer-is-perfect

Liam Neeson has a Tumblr?

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Created by Unknown
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