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I would not want to cross her path.

Not only that, but how can she safely Trick-or-Treat if there are dozens of Michael Bay-esque explosions tailing her every step of the way? Please parents, think of the ramifications of these outfits this Halloween. Stay safe. And don't accept candy from anybody that can transform into a gun at will.

"What do you mean this isn't what you asked for Christmas!"