"Honey, what are your cars doing in the freezer?" "They needed to cool down, mom. They're Hot Wheels."
Here's a few things not to get your kids this Easter.
(To my 3 year old niece who is pretending to be a baby doll's mother) Me: Josie, did that baby come from your belly? (Josie looks at me as if I were the dumbest girl on Earth.) Josie: No, it came from my uterus!
...and thank goodness for that.
