They're more than meets the brown-eye.
Thanks for grabbing the camera before helping me, folks.
Class is in session at the School of Fail!
(after a nasty bout of meds left me on the toilet for far too long) Mom: It's exfoliating your colon!
(Dad's in the bathroom) Dad: Come in here and look what I did in the toilet! Me: No, I think I'll pass. Dad: Come on, if I just tell you you'll never believe me. Me: NO! Dad: COME NOW OR YOU'RE GROUNDED! (I go to bathroom.) Me: What? Dad: I shot a fly into the toilet with my pee stream.
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"According to my calculations, I may be heading in the wrong direction!"
