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Here to take a dump? Toilet jokes, memes ,and everything in between will provide you with hours of mirth while you snicker behind your hand. So whether your humor is already as dirty as the flush handle, or you're looking to expand outwards, this hilarious toilet humor will have you chuckling in no time.

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Lilaziza's Mom Could Open a Salon for That Sort of Thing

(after a nasty bout of meds left me on the toilet for far too long) Mom: It's exfoliating your colon!
By lilaziza
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Kitty's Dad Pulled the Best Bathroom Trick

(Dad's in the bathroom) Dad: Come in here and look what I did in the toilet! Me: No, I think I'll pass. Dad: Come on, if I just tell you you'll never believe me. Me: NO! Dad: COME NOW OR YOU'RE GROUNDED! (I go to bathroom.) Me: What? Dad: I shot a fly into the toilet with my pee stream.
By Unknown
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It Was the Third Apple Juice That Did It

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Via theCHIVE
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Technically That Water is Sanitary. I Hope.

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By Kristen
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Potty Transformers

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Via I Have Seen The Whole Of The Internet
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They're more than meets the brown-eye.

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Just Keep Swimming

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By WaterOz
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All drains lead to the ocean.

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That's Not the Bath!

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By Unknown
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What's Taking So Long in There?

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By Unknown
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A Perfect Opportunity For a Little Toilet Humor

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Via theCHIVE
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Elmo is Way Too Happy for this Occasion

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By Unknown
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Napping Is The New Planking!

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By Unknown
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Is This How You Use It?

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Via Izismile
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"What's Taking So Long in There?"

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By Unknown
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Thanks for grabbing the camera before helping me, folks.

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Potty Training is Fun For Dad

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Via Dump a Day
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"We"

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By Unknown
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They Should Call It The Sitter

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Via raindogcomic
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