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Here to take a dump? Toilet jokes, memes ,and everything in between will provide you with hours of mirth while you snicker behind your hand. So whether your humor is already as dirty as the flush handle, or you're looking to expand outwards, this hilarious toilet humor will have you chuckling in no time.

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"According to my calculations, I may be heading in the wrong direction!"

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Thanks for grabbing the camera before helping me, folks.

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They're more than meets the brown-eye.

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(Dad's in the bathroom) Dad: Come in here and look what I did in the toilet! Me: No, I think I'll pass. Dad: Come on, if I just tell you you'll never believe me. Me: NO! Dad: COME NOW OR YOU'RE GROUNDED! (I go to bathroom.) Me: What? Dad: I shot a fly into the toilet with my pee stream.

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(after a nasty bout of meds left me on the toilet for far too long) Mom: It's exfoliating your colon!

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All drains lead to the ocean.

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