toddler

To anyone parenting a toddler or otherwise young child - it will get better, just stick with it. Probably. Actually we don't know because we don't have kids. So godspeed to you and we hope that it does in fact get better with age. On the bright side, you can look forward to the day your kids move out of the house and you can get some goddamn peace and quiet, right?

The If Toddlers Texted tumblr spells out what our toddlers would say to their friends, family members, and favorite fictional characters. The poop emoji would have a whole different connotation in this context.