Nope, I'm pretty sure we can judge you too. Or your parents, for that matter.
The tattoo? Probably temporary. The emotional scars after seeing this when you're a grown adult with full reasoning capabilities? Permanent.
(Grandma scolding me for having girlfriend's name tattooed on my arm.) Grandma: You just wait until your grandfather sees it. (Grandpa walks in the room and looks at tattoo.) Grandpa: Oh... Wow, that looks way better then mine!
From the submitter:
We were gonna have him jumped in on his 5th birthday but we had cake and a water balloon fight instead.
Every sci-fi novel warned us about this day.
