surprise

"I told my mother I was to come home end of July, I came home a month early for a surprise."

After being away from home for 14 months, Brian Byrne made a special trip from Tel Aviv, Israel, to surprise his mother on her birthday in Ireland.

"Oh my gawd.. Cheeesus Brian!" 

Those drooped arms, that downward inflection, that look of utter surprise and horror that says he will never again stay up until three in the morning playing Grand Theft Auto by himself. Take that beer for "daddy" and pour it out for your last fleeting feelings of youth, because it's dead bro.