surprise

"I told my mother I was to come home end of July, I came home a month early for a surprise."

Those drooped arms, that downward inflection, that look of utter surprise and horror that says he will never again stay up until three in the morning playing Grand Theft Auto by himself. Take that beer for "daddy" and pour it out for your last fleeting feelings of youth, because it's dead bro.  

Which was your favorite reaction?

That face just screams "born to troll."