surprise

Surprise, you're kid might be a vegetarian!

That face just screams "born to troll."

After being away from home for 14 months, Brian Byrne made a special trip from Tel Aviv, Israel, to surprise his mother on her birthday in Ireland.

"Oh my gawd.. Cheeesus Brian!" 

In a reveal that surprises absolutely nobody, Blake Boston - AKA Scumbag Steve - is a single father. With a tumblr. Answering questions from anonymous people on the internet. With the spelling of a middle school student. Keep it real, bro.

Those drooped arms, that downward inflection, that look of utter surprise and horror that says he will never again stay up until three in the morning playing Grand Theft Auto by himself. Take that beer for "daddy" and pour it out for your last fleeting feelings of youth, because it's dead bro.  

"Flew out to chicago for my dads birthday, he didn't know I was coming. My mom picked me up and just before we got to the house I hid in the trunk of the car. She asked him if he could grab a few things from the trunk when she got home..."