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The poor child was stuck with a raft on his head and the Internet saved the little dude from his struggle by turning him into a flying saucer, ocean monster, and even teaming him up with Sir Lancelot the Brave, Sir Galahad the Pure, Sir Robin the Not-Quite-So-Brave-As-Sir-Lancelot, and the aptly named Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film.

Freak NFL athlete James Harrison has gained an avid following on Instagram for his absolutely insane workouts. The dude is a monster.

Recently, he's stepped out of the gym to show off his freakish strength by tossing his kids 25 feet into the air.

No diving board, no problem. James Harrison can toss children to the moon.