sports

There's one on every team. 

 During the opening lap of the Porsche GT3 Cup, driver Pedro Piquet flips his 
$250k Porsche nine times before it finally stopped. The 17-year-old was taken to hospital for observation but, apart from some bruising, is said to be unharmed.

The sweet sound of your Amazon/Postmates arriving is probably as close as we'll get.