soccer
Soccer. Not to be mistaken with football or any other random ball sports. A gentleman's sport full of goals dips dives cries and whistles. If you dream to bend it like Beckham, then get a laugh at these hilarious soccer jokes and puns.
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18-year-old café employee told by her new shift lead to stop talking, stops talking entirely, forcing the lead to backtrack: 'You’re not paid to talk, you’re paid to work'
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17-year-old tells mother that he doesn't like his 17-year-old stepsister or consider her to be family, parents retaliate: 'I accept her presence, but never felt close to her and never bonded with her'
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23-year-old small business owner gets swindled out of being paid, goes to the customer's place and removes his front door: ‘Store wide open in the middle of a busy street.’
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Entitled neighbor refuses to move their car from resident's driveway, resident blocks them with their own vehicle before leaving for the weekend: ‘You're lucky I didn't call a tow truck’
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Entitled landlady treats her 6 tenants as if they’re living in her private daycare, invading privacy, eating their groceries, and prioritizing Airbnb guests, pushing everyone to escape together: ‘we deserve a standing ovation for lasting this long’
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