Except for in an Uber, those rides get way too expensive.
True bros don't sleep with stuffed animals.
What would you Mom-shame you're Mother for?
(Mom upon opening her package of syringes she ordered for nursing purposes) Mom: Sweet, they got here early! Me: Why do you even... Mom: Practice, now get over here and let's find a vein. Me: ... How about no. Mom: Oh, that's alright then. You have to sleep eventually.
