...you can say you picked them up here.
Can you at least fix your toupée?
What do you think about this method of punishment?
Encouragement and sound advice along the route of the Philadelphia marathon -- what more could you ask for?
"Hello? Oh thanks for calling me on Mother's Day!"
Answering imaginary texts is something totally different though.
This was written on a sign at the entrance to the Redwood Forests of Northern California.
