shoes

There are shoes for that now.

It's perplexing how dad manages to keep those spotless. Even more perplexing: How can dad's shoes be both new AND 10 years old?

"As soon as we opened the door, we could smell the burning plastic." 

The Texas family believes their son's favorite "Jake and the Never Land Pirates" shoes from Payless is what sparked the blaze. These (literal) light up shoes started a fire in the backseat that burned a hole through the floor and melted the passenger seat.