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Hopa! It's sexy times. Time to spice it up and get fiery and naughty. Don't let that passion get snuffed out and make sure you look at these hilarious jokes and puns all to do with whoopie.

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PolydacCat's Dad Expects Things to Get Complicated Quickly

(I just met my new step-brother 2 hours ago at my dad's house. We're both mid 20's adults. Dad and step-mom leaving to go to the store.) Dad: Okay, we're leaving now. Me: Alright, see you in a bit. Dad: (Looks at me and step-brother) No having sex with each other. Me: Oh my God, dad! Go!
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Not that Hard to Decipher that Emoticon

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Fake? Perhaps fake. It's hard to tell in this day and age. One thing's for sure, there's plenty more mobile lols and phone mishaps over at Autocowrecks!

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Where Do Babies Come From?

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Via distinguishedbaloney
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Getting that Kitteh Action

Me: Mum, can I use the tuna in the fridge? Dad: What are you going to use it for? Me: (sarcastically) I'm going to smear it on my genitals. Dad: Mind the cat, that's the kind of pussy you don't want
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Check and Mate, Trolldad

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Leax636 is Breaking Mirrors Accordingly

(Talking to my 9-year-old brother) Me: Hey, do you know who is coming on Saturday night? Mom: Your Dad, if he's lucky.
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Way to Rub it in, Sheesh...

Me: I am way more romantic than you, Mom. Mom: Just because you read all those romance novels? You haven't even had sex. Me: No, I meant that you just don't act romantic. I wasn't talking about sex. Mom: I've had more sex than you, so HA!
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Now the REAL Fun Can Begin

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The Only Dating Advice You'll Need is Given By This 94-year-old Irish Grandmother

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Tired Wife Writes a Story about Her Husband's Hilarious Advances for a Mid-Day Quickie

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Via Mel Watts - The Modern Mumma
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Grandma's Probably The One Who Posted It

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Woof, Watch These Moms Struggle to Figure Out of These Objects are Dog Toys or Sex Toys

Via DistractifyYT
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Booty Call After Kids

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Via WaRuPirate
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After This Mom Finds His Son With a Girl, She Puts Them on Blast With the Biggest Cockblock Move of 2016

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Oh Mom, So Full of Lies

Mom: Don't sleep with anyone. Me: I know, I know. Mom: No, I'm serious, they don't look that good naked. God didn't do a very good job when he put them together.
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But Hey, Things Could Turn Around Any Minute

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Via reddit
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