Parenting Discoveries, With Apologies to Uncle Frank

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Don't Try to Out-Hipster Your Parents, Kid

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They Throw the Best Parties

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You Can't Blame them For Consistency

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The Most Superlative Comparison a Young Boy Can Offer

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Don't Think About That Too Hard, You'll Get an Aneurysm

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Blasphemous, Blasphemous Child

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Even A Stopped Clock Is Right Twice A Day

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Hurried Phone Call, Frantic Cries of "Ewww, Gross, Why Did You Do That"

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Cretaceous Mom Will Not Accept Your Homophones

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Look Both Ways Before Shooting Yourself in the Foot

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Can't Hate That Response

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Thus the Zombie Outbreak Begins

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Remember: Your Relatives were Infinitely Patient

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Shows How Much You Know!

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Mom Had it Right From the Start

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