Merry Christmas, Parenting FAILures! Just remember kids: Santa is very real, and he is not afraid to stiff you.
Cousin: *pointing to large five foot tall package by the Christmas tree* Dad is gonna love what I got him, he's been needing it for a while. His older brother: You need to poke holes in the box so the stripper can breath.
Get more anals over at Autocowrecks! FAILS! I MEANT FAILS!
Get more anals over at Autocowrecks!
FAILS! I MEANT FAILS!
WARNING: Intense volume on this excited scream-fest.
If he freaks out this much over an iPod Touch, God knows what happens when this kid graduates, or drives his first car, or... Well, any number of things, really.
