Cousin: *pointing to large five foot tall package by the Christmas tree* Dad is gonna love what I got him, he's been needing it for a while. His older brother: You need to poke holes in the box so the stripper can breath.
My mother texts me: Hey... Dad wants a ticket to the game in green bay for Christmas... I believe it's a football game and I think it's the Packers against another team... Possibly the Yankees.
Get more anals over at Autocowrecks! FAILS! I MEANT FAILS!
Get more anals over at Autocowrecks!
FAILS! I MEANT FAILS!
WARNING: Intense volume on this excited scream-fest.
If he freaks out this much over an iPod Touch, God knows what happens when this kid graduates, or drives his first car, or... Well, any number of things, really.
Merry Christmas, Parenting FAILures! Just remember kids: Santa is very real, and he is not afraid to stiff you.
