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(Walking my dog with my Mum, who noticed that there were loads of spider nests.) Mum: Woah, those spiders are at it! Me: What? Mum: I wonder how they do it. I mean, where do all of the legs go? Me: Mum, that's just creepy. Mum: Spider Porn!

(Talking about my friend's dad being cooler) Dad: Well does he play video games with you? Me: Yes... Dad: Does he watch porn with you? Me: What? No why wo... Dad: Come on, we are going to the video store.

(Driving by a local video store): Me: I find it ironic that the video store named "Family Video" is the only one left in town with a porn section. Mom: I know, and the selection sucks!