Can I be a part of this family without someone standing on my head?
What's the difference?
Don't stop the toddler from eating dog food! Take a picture and post it to Facebook instead!
User Ouilleau responds to a recent post we made. That too Ouilleau, that too.
(While watching mom hang stockings) Me: Mom, you only have two kids, why are you hanging six stockings? Mom: Well, two are for the dogs, three for the cats, and one for the bird. Me: So where's Sister's stocking? And mine? Mom: Oh like I'm getting gifts for you two.
My money's on the dog.
(My dad, the night before I'm set to leave for a week-long field trip with my school): When you're gone, I'm going to dance with the cat. And we're going to dance to Lady Gaga, because I was born this way.
Clearly somebody is very familiar with the art.
"Haha! I've got you now you- OH GOD HALP I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS!"
