(Me and my uncle walking through a park he's 23 and I'm 17.) Uncle: *Points to a group of bushes*. That's where me and your auntie had sex for the first time. Me: I didn't need to know that. Uncle: Yep, we were both 14 and drunk and stoned out of our heads. Me: Wow... So many laws broken, that's true love right there...
"What do you mean this isn't what you asked for Christmas!"
Back in the '90s, we didn't have your fancy "Nintendo Wiis." We only had the N64, and we were grateful.
Don't worry Wendy... if you grow up to be half as attractive as your mother, adulthood is gonna be great.
