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Bill Amend of Fox Trot fame has a rather bizarre chore for his son to do in order to earn his allowance. Pretty sure I would have killed to be "forced" to do this as a child. Any crazy chores you've made your kids do, or any you remember doing growing up? Let us know in the comments!

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Happy Halloween Season, parents and kids! Remember, if you have any cool costumes, submit them to Parenting FAILs and they could get to the front page!

The same dad who Photoshopped Ewoks into the photo album from a family hiking trip also made his daughter this modified Disney birthday cake. Pretty awesome, huh?

Not only that, but how can she safely Trick-or-Treat if there are dozens of Michael Bay-esque explosions tailing her every step of the way? Please parents, think of the ramifications of these outfits this Halloween. Stay safe. And don't accept candy from anybody that can transform into a gun at will.