The top names in the country as a whole were Noah and Sophia.
(My little cousin wanted a dog, but we bought him a gerbil.) Store Worker: which one do you like? Cousin: The brown one with the big ears Store Worker: *Hands it to him* Me: What are you gonna name him? Cousin: BONER!
This girl's name, her sister's name, or the fact that her parents booked a newspaper ad to celebrate her preschool graduation?
Also, that's the tallest 12-year-old I've ever seen.
Remember the parents who posted an internet poll to name their daughter? They did warn us that they reserved the right to veto names, and now they have a little Amelia Savannah Joy instead of a Cthulu All-Spark.
You can tell he's funny and speaks from a position of authority from his accent. Dead giveaway.