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Remember the parents who posted an internet poll to name their daughter? They did warn us that they reserved the right to veto names, and now they have a little Amelia Savannah Joy instead of a Cthulu All-Spark.

The top names in the country as a whole were Noah and Sophia.

(H/T HuffPo.)

This girl's name, her sister's name, or the fact that her parents booked a newspaper ad to celebrate her preschool graduation?

You can tell he's funny and speaks from a position of authority from his accent. Dead giveaway.

Also, that's the tallest 12-year-old I've ever seen.