(Mom upon opening her package of syringes she ordered for nursing purposes) Mom: Sweet, they got here early! Me: Why do you even... Mom: Practice, now get over here and let's find a vein. Me: ... How about no. Mom: Oh, that's alright then. You have to sleep eventually.
Good luck cleaning those two off of all that skin cream.
Dad: After dinner mint? Me: That's a Halls cough drop... Dad: So? After dinner mint.
