WARNING: Intense volume on this excited scream-fest.
If he freaks out this much over an iPod Touch, God knows what happens when this kid graduates, or drives his first car, or... Well, any number of things, really.
While you're at it, protect this site from your baby as well.
He gets to complain.
The user responsible for sharing this gem of a troll heist with us was quoted in the original photo saying, "I don't know about you guys, but I already found my new role model for 2017." Yo. Right there with you.