inappropriate

And she's.....shocked...

Not that the "amazing wings" have anything to do with cake or anything.

This picture was one conveniently-placed red pole away from being unusable for this site. I hope you're all happy, FAILers!

This is not a healthy precedent to set for a child.

This sixth-grader has clearly learned his lesson about the appropriate time and place to use the phrase "Deez Nuts". Hint: It's not while prank calling 911, because you should never prank call 911.

 According to the police department in Savannah, Ga, where the call was made, the boy's parents brought him to the local 911 center where this letter was read aloud to the staff. While he was visiting he got to see how the 911 center works and understand why prank calls interfere with important emergency operations. 

What's more twisted and inappropriate for a school setting (as a teacher) than a good 'ol fashioned game of 'f**k, marry, kill,' where you proceed to decide on a human being's worth with elements like likability, marriageability, and fuckability.