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(Dad and I talking about Princess Bride movie. He thought about the chastity belt.) Dad: I wonder how they went poop with those things on. Let me google it.

(I'd just seen a movie with my mom, and we were talking about the actors.) Mom: Yeah, that's the same kid from that other movie. He's all grown up now. Me: I'll say. Mom: He went on to marry... This girl. Sarah Jessica Parker. Heard of her? Me: Yeah, I've heard of her. Everyone's always going on about how she looks like a horse. Mom: What? She does not? (*Google*) ...Huh. Well, with these side-by-side comparisons, I guess it's hard to deny it.