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20 Dad Jokes That Are Hilarious To All Ages

Nothing quite like some intentionally ironic dad jokes to carry you on through that Tuesday working grind. Plus, these ended up being highly entertaining little nuggets of comedic gold for people of all ages. And make sure you complete the set with a number of fantastic dad wardrobe ideas all thrown into one. Now you are truly ready to go out in the world and embarrass the kids. 

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25 Dad Jokes That'll Make You Shake Your Head and Instant Facepalm

These bad dad jokesare next level. They are the kind of jokes that mix random nerdy knowledge with facepalm humor, and the combination is killer. Enough to make you physically cringe. And laugh. They're weird things to do at the same time but that's what happens when you allow dads to make jokes. 

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- "There are things in life that aren't fair—like when your pet dies. I don't think it's fair when big companies try to trick kids into eating food."

- "It would be nice if you stopped trying to trick kids into wanting to eat your food all the time."

- "Mr. Thompson, don't you want kids to be healthy so they can live a long and healthy life?"

These are direct quotes from Hannah Robertson, a 9-year-old girl who was given the opportunity to speak to McDonald's CEO Don Thompson at McDonald's annual shareholders meeting in Chicago on May 23. Robertson showed up along with her mother, health food blogger Kia Robertson, as part of a contingent from the watchdog group Corporate Accountability National. As soon as Thompson opened up the floor to questions, Robertson was quick on the draw, and stepped up to the mic to ask the hard questions.

Thompson's response to Hannah?

"We don't sell junk food."

Presumably, Hannah's response was along the lines of "LOOOOOOOLLLLLL whatevs guy, you expect me to believe that noise? Puh-lease..."

If she doesn't follow her mom's path as a food activist, Hannah has a promising career in investigative journalism of her!