Still a better love story than Twilight.
OP: "Dad Never Fails to Rip Ass During Family Photos"
More FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
(In the living room about 15 minutes before Thanksgiving Dinner with 20 family members and Grandma.) Gram: I think somebody farted. Younger Brother: You know what they say Gram, they who smelled it, dealt it. Gram: (laughs) That's true. (*Pause*) Gram; No, I was wrong, somebody's crapped themselves.
