Freak NFL athlete James Harrison has gained an avid following on Instagram for his absolutely insane workouts. The dude is a monster.

Recently, he's stepped out of the gym to show off his freakish strength by tossing his kids 25 feet into the air.

No diving board, no problem. James Harrison can toss children to the moon.

When your mom has a photo of you passed out with a toilet seat smashing into the top of your head, a kid must be in constant fear for her mom to play that card.

Abbie Price recently turned 18 and got a special surprise when her mother presented her with a birthday cake perfectly molded to resemble her infamous drunk bathroom photo.

Mom is hoping that this amazing three tier cake will hinder her daughter's binge drinking.

Cinderella, Prince Charming, Belle, Snow White, Ariel, Sleeping Beauty and Elsa were all in attendance for the adoption celebration of 5-year-old Danielle. It was Danielle's love of Disney princesses that sparked the idea from the folks at Samaritas foster care.

The memorable day was finalized by Judge Gardner (dressed a Snow White). Jim and Sarah Koning of Grand Rapids had been taking care of Danielle since 2014 and also celebrated the adoption of Neveah, Danielle's new 1-year-old sister.

Things are getting heated in this family after someone decided to eat the rest of Coco's the Cat's ice cream. It's a bold move to steal ice cream from anyone, let alone a cat.

Luckily, there was a popsicle that could serve as a substitute for the time being. Still, it might be a good idea to sleep with one eye open for awhile because as we all know, Hell hath no fury like a kitty scorned.

If you came here to here about brothers who fart on you, sisters who also fart on you, loud grandpa sneezes and abysmally terrific dad jokes, then you came to the right place. It's kinda wholesome, but also kind of realistically stupid and gross. If you're in it for the puns, here are some of tumblr's most punishingly dad-tastic jokes.