(I had just received my acceptance letter to Duke.) Dad: To be honest, I didn't expect you to finish high school.
So, I think it's pretty safe to say that this is maybe the worst school prank ever? Or maybe it's just revenge for years and years of senior pranks in high school...
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Me: According to the lab I did, you and mom can't be homozygous dominant for ALU. Dad: Baby, I ain't homo nothing. Me: Creeeepy.
Kids suffer from Seasonal Affective Disorder too, right?
It's because of sh*t like this.
(My mom and I discussing school projects) Me: Essay projects are one of the few school projects that I don't mind doing, since they're not a right answer-wrong answer sort of thing. Mom: I actually like more solid foundations, like in math: 2 + 2 will always be 2... Wait a second...
