Wait a minute... does this imply that these characters aren't real? I'm going to have to look this one up.
Dad: Don't go into the dark, the Boogie Man will get you. Me: You're the Boogie man, and the Tooth Fairy, and Santa Claus, and the Easter Bunny Dad: Don't talk about my sex life.
I will eat your soul!
You still have a few days left!
