Dad seemed way too down with the notion that his wife's crazy though.
Don't do drugs. Just laugh at all the crazy things that can happen and the punny and trippy jokes they lead to. From a distance is best.
Canadian comedian Nathan Fielder had an epic idea for trolling parents: have kids pretend to mistext their moms and dads, saying only "got 2 grams for $40." Watch as the parents freak out and chastise their kids, with some even getting a bit too real...