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That's How Strong Our (Hazy and Vaguely-Remembered) Love is

(Me and my uncle walking through a park he's 23 and I'm 17.) Uncle: *Points to a group of bushes*. That's where me and your auntie had sex for the first time. Me: I didn't need to know that. Uncle: Yep, we were both 14 and drunk and stoned out of our heads. Me: Wow... So many laws broken, that's true love right there...
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PokemonTrainer12's Dad Lays Down the Long Arm of the Mushroom Kingdom Law

12-Year-Old Brother: (Playing Mario Kart Wii with me) Come in behind me and I'll shoot you a mushshroom. Dad: Anal prostitution for drugs is not allowed in this household!
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Sage Advice

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It's 8:00 in Portland. Do You Know Where Your Child is Making Mixed Media Collages?

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A very clever series of advertisements for an art school in the United States.

Oh no wait, just kidding, it's actually a warning about letting our children develop artistic skills.

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Grandma Tries to Explain Xanax To Grandson at Zoo

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Quaggakitty12's Mom Has Expendable Income, Apparently

(My mom, while looking at the price of caviar this year.) Mom: WHAT?! you can get COCAINE cheaper than this!
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Everybody Needs a Little Extra Income

(There was a priest who visited my great-grandfather after my great-uncle died. He was looking at my great-grandfather's garden.) Priest: Are those pansies out there? Great-Grandfather: Can I tell you a secret? Priest: Sure, that's what I'm here for. Great-Grandfather: It's Hungarian marijuana.
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Passive Aggressive Grandma Knows What's Up With Her Hose

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Marcy's Mom Doesn't Even Own a Cat

(Meow from outside door) Mom: I hear a kitty! (Opens door) Mom: Wait, where's the kitty? Was there ever a kitty? Am I on drugs?
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The Headline Says it All

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How to Parent-Proof Your Facebook

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I stared at this for like 12 hours and I didn't see any pixels so I think it's legit.

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It Can Be Yours For Only $499.99!

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Not in your budget? Then Methopoly is the game for you! Only $39.95 (49.95 in Oregon and California).

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My Memories About it Are a Little Fuzzy

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Kids Prank Their Parents Into Thinking They're Buying Drugs

Canadian comedian Nathan Fielder had an epic idea for trolling parents: have kids pretend to mistext their moms and dads, saying only "got 2 grams for $40." Watch as the parents freak out and chastise their kids, with some even getting a bit too real...

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At Least That's One Kid That Learned Sharing is Caring

At Least That's One Kid That Learned Sharing is Caring
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BRB, Doing Coke off of a Stripper

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