Dad takes his kid out drifting...hilarity ensues
(Driving down the road nice and smoothly with my dad. Soon traffic hits and we come to an almost stop.) Dad: What are we stopped for? A sex toy party? Me: Wha...? Dad: I brake for edible underwear!
From the Submitter: "Thank goodness he mentioned my awesome driving skills after the part about how much I love me some wine. Because if there is one thing I am not, sir, that is a bad tipsy driver. Also, yes, these were read aloud in class."
