Social Media at its best and worst on Failbook!
Me: Hey dad, do you care that the only reason I was born was because your vasectomy didn't work? Dad: Mate, if I cared, you would have been named Houdini instead of Ryan.
(Wondering why my sisters and my birthdays are all in January and February, expecting an aniversary or birthday.) Me: What's nine months before January? Mom: Baseball season Me: What?!?! Mom: It's the only time I drink beer
WARNING: Language is heartwarming and life-affirming, though probably not safe for viewing around the lil' ones.
