(I had just received my acceptance letter to Duke.) Dad: To be honest, I didn't expect you to finish high school.
That's how you take a "shell-fie" pic.
A very clever series of advertisements for an art school in the United States.
Oh no wait, just kidding, it's actually a warning about letting our children develop artistic skills.
(On the phone.) Me: Could you post me one of my old school shirts? I'm putting together a Hogwarts costume. Mum: What for? Me: A Harry Potter night at the student union. Mum: You should go as a wand!
Dad: You get to go to USC- University of String Cheese. Me: OK? Dad: Their mascot is the constipated warrior... Me: So what's the fight song? Dad: URG I cant GO GO GO!!!!!
